Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and boy isn't this game an ADVENTURE.

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His smile always catches you by surprise, one of the few smiles you would consider, dashing. A slight chuckle escapes your lips, should have expected him to not be much of a drinker.

Well, we have this wonderful beverage called the Indian Jones, it has a half shot of whiskey, half shot of tequila, and one shot of champagne or sparkling wine. Your choice of course. 

You lean over the bar as you move closer to him, can almost feel his breath. Hopefully personal space isn’t too big of a issue for him, it’s not like you’re feeling him up after all. 

I mean, if anything you could always choose one of the more common drinks. They aren’t nearly as, adventurous though. Also the Han Solo is a thing but that isn’t really my cup of tea. 

Now sir i think you know me well enough to know that i couldnt possibly say no to any sort of concoction named after indiana jones!

Your smile starts to widen, taking on a childish edge, but something stints it. The closeness. Your breath stutters a bit. It’s an intoxicating environment when so very close to one Dirk Strider.

Get me that will you? I believe ill have the champagne with that. And perhaps you could make that order two if you have a break anytime soon?

Intoxicating, but very much missed.

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10, 13, 26

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Do you know thats one of the best things about having a whole island mostly to yourself. No one to walk in on me but the little critters running about and what do they care!

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Well i dont know if i can say that particularly. I am fond of someone but sex before any of the other coupley goodness is a tad fast isnt it?

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Well i dont see a day in my future when i dont completely love the idea of my partner and i adventuring together to achieve sloppy makeouts and perhaps a smidgen more in treasure rooms of ancient temples HUBBA HUBBA.

1: When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Do you watch porn?



Aaksjdhfsdfh. I just ended up editing an old sketch. u_u

I’m still planning to clean this up and make a better one.

But I’m too lazy right now. And I’m kind of like not in the mood either.

I’m starting to dislike my style again. :I

*o* These colors are so great!

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tags: #Sir Strider
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You take out your notepad along with a pen before answering his question. Your shades slide down to the brim of your nose as you let out a sly wink before taking his order.

Yeah, says so right on the name tag here. Is there something you would like to drink, Mister English?

You smile, because it’s like nothing ever changed. Like years haven’t flown by and this is just another run of the mill day with your bro. 

S’bloody brilliant to see you chap. Could you get me… uh.

It could be that wink or the exotic color of his eyes of just plain the fact that you know next to nothing about what sort of blends of drinks there are to choose from, but you’ve drawn a blank.

Actually what would you suggest? Im afraid drinking is one thing i have not been all that adventurous with.

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alpha kids AU outfits! here are the betas






first kiss

tags: #DirkJake